Venari wrote:I'll just have to infect some of the booze and keep those bottles on top, I guess. Maybe a laxative as a punishment for thieves?
Perhaps I'm a little more intolerant of thieves than you are, but with all the talk of diarrhea from your local water supply, I don't know if laxatives would even be noticed. Rather than waste good beer on bad people, I'd be inclined to fill your "dummy bottles" with something much more foul. Remember that these people are just looking for a buzz and don't care what it tastes like. If it tastes like Sasquatch Urine, and doesn't even contain any alcohol, nobody's going to want to steal it again.